My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit
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Any good blogs you recommend? (since I'm not part of a tumblr family and all that)
It all just depends on what you want to see on your dash and what you like. Funny? Thoughtful? Fandom-y?
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Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer [x]
Everyone needs to stop what they are doing and watch this. It’s amazing.
Claim that people should watch the aforementioned trailer due to its metacognitive brilliance.
(Seriously, though, this is really neat!)Keysmashing comment emphasizing previous comments and expressing the desire to have babies with this video and then shut down the internet as we all go home.
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think you're clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
This is what yahoo bought for $1.1 billion
money well spent
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
Pat’s Pronounciations!
Making a list of how Pat pronounces things!
Tinue = Tin-yoo-ay
Kvothe = Khv-oh-th
Kote = Coat
Devi = Day-vee
Auri = Ah-ree
Elodin = Ehl-oh-din
Kilvin = Kill-vin
Felurian = Feh-loo-ree-en
Laurian = Lah-ree-en
Arliden = Ar-lih-den
Edema Ruh = Eh-deh-ma (or Eh-dee-ma) Rooh
THIS JUST MADE ME REALLY SAD
THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD ALSO.
Why is this so sad omg
because we try our hardest but our friends only pay attention after we’ve already hurt ourselves
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
i have seen a new world
