Switchblades and Sunsets

angelshavethephonebox: ghiralicious: livingenough: swimminginmavin: hurpthederp: iwillmindfuckyo...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:52:10 -0400

ghiralicious:

livingenough:

swimminginmavin:

hurpthederp:

iwillmindfuckyou:

gameandwatch:

kushdrinker:

green is not a creative color

what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif

lets not bring it up

lets never bring it up

Don’t Hug me I’m Scared

what part of never bring it up do you not understand

STOP IT

NO

LET US NEVER TALK OF THIS AGAIN

anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:43:27 -0400

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:43:19 -0400

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

blueishcolour: joannaleecurtis: there are children on this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:43:00 -0400

blueishcolour:

joannaleecurtis:

there are children on this site

Somebody teach me

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:36:33 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

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Mon, 20 May 2013 03:39:33 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:36:46 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 03:36:35 -0400

nerdycommunity: isnt it weird how weve looks so weird but so normal if you put an apostrophe we’ve

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:35:42 -0400

nerdycommunity:

isnt it weird how weve looks so weird but so normal if you put an apostrophe we’ve

Pollen accidentally enters body

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:35:25 -0400

*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

ac-aveline: that-kid-from-london: are you fucking kidding...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:07:57 -0400

ac-aveline:

that-kid-from-london:

are you fucking kidding me

I can’t even sharpen my pencil the correct way

"As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off."

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:07:37 -0400

“As for me, I am a watercolor.
I wash off.”

- Anne Sexton (via mrvonnegut)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:44:24 -0400

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro teacher wouldn’t...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:11:17 -0400

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

The 'yes or no' game.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:08:27 -0400

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

catswithbenefits: ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:05:58 -0400

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

bonginq: trryinq: snorlaxatives: some people on this website have a special reserved place in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:27:53 -0400

bonginq:

trryinq:

snorlaxatives:

some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven

OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST

its ok friend you have found it again

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:22:22 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

50you50me: An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:08:59 -0400

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco.

nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:08:32 -0400

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me